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Bought a Snickers earlier and the bloke said

Bought a Snickers earlier and the bloke said "Have a good day" and I wanted to say "Same to you" or "You too" but my face got confused and I said "Toot toot" instead and then we stared at each other for a second too long and then I left.

avatar Dank Wizard

POV: Me coming home after being friendly and social all day

avatar @##Panda##@

Not for me, thank you. No? Don't drink? No, I tried it once, and didn't like it. Have a smoke? I tried it once, and didn't like it. Great. Not at all, my daughter is just the same. Your only child, I presume. (Man laughs) (Man laughs and coughs)

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Co-worker: We should totally hang out after work one day! Me:

Co-worker: We should totally hang out after work one day! Me:

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When she's explaining all the drama in her life, and it definitely sounds like she's the problem but you still have to be supportive

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When your homie is talkin to a pretty girl and you notice his voice get deeper

When your homie is talkin to a pretty girl and you notice his voice get deeper

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